Dan Kaufman Superstar Eruption
born in the year 2525.
5’11’’ with striking blue eyes and a heart as black as coal.
just a man…with a man’s courage. nothing but a man who can never fail
does not wear continental clothes or stetson hats
lives in denver
has difficulty sleeping
must stand up very slowly, otherwise he will faint
has dreams about people without hands or feet and about tarantulas
thinks gene hackman is a genius.
lives in a haunted house
thinks that paul simon invented african music
only friend is a dog named after a non-existent planet, allegedly the home of former nba player, darryl dawkins
sometimes asks God to kill his enemies
will probably be dead for a few days before anyone notices
his hero is pistol pete maravich
thinks that ‘pop music’ is a pejorative term
thinks that ‘blue velvet’ is a good 1st-date movie
wishes he had the vocal range of steve perry
